alien

(set: $name to (prompt: "Your name, please:", "")) Welcome $name. <div> <img src="https://www.pdowell-355.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/basic.png" style="width:400px;height:400px;"> </div> [[WHERE AM I??]] [[WHO ARE YOU???]]

You have found yourself in my laboratory. You are just one of my experime... I mean you are my guest haha. <div> <img src="https://www.pdowell-355.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/explaining.png" style="width:400px;height:400px;"> </div> (Is this thing crazy?) [[ ...experiment? ]] [[ you can't test on me! ]]

My name is Blim, and I am just an alien that likes to sing, dance, and enjoys long walks on the beach. You can find more about me on Blimder. <div> <img src="https://www.pdowell-355.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/talking-with-arm-forward.png" style="width:400px;height:400px;"> </div> (...what?) [[ are you single? ]] [[ how did you get here?]]

Just a bit of fun I like to have with organisms such as yourself. Nothing harmful. <div> <img src="https://www.pdowell-355.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/talking-with-arm-forward.png" style="width:400px;height:400px;"> </div> (that's a relief) [[ how are the experiments going? ]] [[ organisms like myself? ]]

Of course I can, it is all in the contract here: "I am allowed to experiment on $name for SCIENCE!!! signed - $name <div> <img src="https://www.pdowell-355.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/hand-to-the-side.png" style="width:400px;height:400px;"> </div> (did I really sign that...? oh well) [[ how are the experiments going? ]] [[ are you going to hurt me?]]

Funny you should ask, I was just about start the experiments. <div> <img src="https://www.pdowell-355.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/basic.png" style="width:400px;height:400px;"> </div> [[ start the experiment ]]

As long as your playing nice, I will play nice too. Let's get started with the testing. <div> <img src="https://www.pdowell-355.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/quirky-look.png" style="width:400px;height:400px;"> </div> [[ start the experiment ]]

You are lucky. I just got out of a breakup and have been lonely. <div> <img src="https://www.pdowell-355.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/sitting.png" style="width:400px;height:400px;"> </div> [[ that's not what I meant...]] [[ *blush* haha.. ok.. :)]]

Oh $name... it is you who has come to me. You are here to help Blim. Let's get to the lab. <div> <img src="https://www.pdowell-355.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/quirky-look.png" style="width:400px;height:400px;"> </div> [[ go to lab ]]

Oh really? ok... let's get to the lab then. <div> <img src="https://www.pdowell-355.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/hand-to-the-side.png" style="width:400px;height:400px;"> </div> [[ go to lab ]]

Do you maybe, erm... want to go out with me? <div> <img src="https://www.pdowell-355.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/silly.png" style="width:400px;height:400px;"> </div> [[ Of course! ]] [[ YES ]]

Humans. You are human aren't you? <div> <img src="https://www.pdowell-355.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/silly.png" style="width:400px;height:400px;"> </div> [[ Of course I am ]] [[ I am no human! ]]

Tell me human, do you know what this is? <div> <img src="https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/5f/Original_Doge_meme.jpg" style="width:400px;height:400px;"> </div> [[ that is a meme ]]

Great, then we can get started. <div> <img src="https://www.pdowell-355.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/arms-up.png" style="width:400px;height:400px;"> </div> [[ start the experiment ]]

Then I have no need for you! <div> <img src="https://www.pdowell-355.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/angry.png" style="width:400px;height:400px;"> </div> [[ GAME OVER! ]]

Go back to the start? [[Start]]

Meme? ME ME? meem? hmmm... Ok on to the next question. <div> <img src="https://www.pdowell-355.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/quirky-look.png" style="width:400px;height:400px;"> </div> [[ question 2 ]]

What kind of thing is this? <div> <img src="https://images.unsplash.com/photo-1497206365907-f5e630693df0?ixlib=rb-1.2.1&ixid=MnwxMjA3fDB8MHxwaG90by1wYWdlfHx8fGVufDB8fHx8&auto=format&fit=crop&w=1160&q=80" style="width:400px;height:400px;"> </div> [[ that is a flamingo! ]] [[ that is a beautiful beast! we call those horses. ]]

Oh a flamingo... I wonder if they come in black, white, green, or blue. Do they show their natural hue? flamingo. <div> <img src="https://www.pdowell-355.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/quirky-look.png" style="width:400px;height:400px;"> </div> [[ question 3 ]]

Oh that is a HORSE? You are right! That is such a beautiful horse. Magnificent! <div> <img src="https://www.pdowell-355.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/arms-up.png" style="width:400px;height:400px;"> </div> [[ question 3 ]]

All right, what is this? <div> <img src="https://images.unsplash.com/photo-1550853024-fae8cd4be47f?ixlib=rb-1.2.1&ixid=MnwxMjA3fDB8MHxwaG90by1wYWdlfHx8fGVufDB8fHx8&auto=format&fit=crop&w=1176&q=80" style="width:400px;height:400px;"> </div> [[ that is joe ]] [[ Toucans are members of the Neotropical near passerine bird family Ramphastidae. The Ramphastidae are most closely related to the American barbets...... ]]

Who is Joe? <div> <img src="https://www.pdowell-355.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/quirky-look.png" style="width:400px;height:400px;"> </div> [[ Joe MAMA!! HAHA ]]

OK, experiment over. You die. <div> <img src="https://www.pdowell-355.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/angry-arms-down.png" style="width:400px;height:400px;"> </div> [[ GAME OVER! ]]

HUMAN STOP. I get it, you know a lot about the toucan. <div> <img src="https://www.pdowell-355.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/angry.png" style="width:400px;height:400px;"> </div> [[ last question ]]

What color am I? <div> <img src="https://www.pdowell-355.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/talking-with-arm-forward.png" style="width:400px;height:400px;"> </div> [[ blue ]] [[ green ]] [[ pink ]] [[ purple ]]

Congratulations. I'm blue Da ba dee da ba di. You have passed the colorblind test. Thanks to your contribution we can further advance this technology and have learned so much about the human eye. See you next time! <div> <img src="https://www.pdowell-355.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/arms-up.png" style="width:400px;height:400px;"> </div> [[ GAME OVER! ]]

Green??? bruhhhh. This experiment has been a complete failure. We are sending you back to your planet. What a WASTE! <div> <img src="https://www.pdowell-355.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/angry.png" style="width:400px;height:400px;"> </div> [[ GAME OVER! ]]

Ok. Uh huh. Yeah. Yes. Ok. Sure. Wow. Nice. You are wrong. Sweet. Cool. Leave now. Awesome. Great. <div> <img src="https://www.pdowell-355.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/explaining.png" style="width:400px;height:400px;"> </div> [[ GAME OVER! ]]

I can see how you would mistake me for purple. But that is incorrect. As a consolation prize you will gain $500,000 USD. <div> <img src="https://www.pdowell-355.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/basic.png" style="width:400px;height:400px;"> </div> [[ GAME OVER! ]]

Welcome to Blim's Lab. Let's begin the experiments. <div> <img src="https://www.pdowell-355.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/explaining.png" style="width:400px;height:400px;"> </div> [[ ...experiment? ]] [[ you can't test on me! ]]

Oh I can't wait to experience the epic adventures we will go on together. Blim and $name, together forever! <div> <img src="https://www.pdowell-355.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/quirky-look.png" style="width:400px;height:400px;"> </div> [[ GAME OVER! ]]